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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

22 Feb 2013 - Dumpster lover - w4m

20 Aug 2012 - Deity Wanted

07 Jul 2012 - Found: One Left-Handed Black Glove

20 Jul 2011 - Coffee Table of the Gods

16 Feb 2010 - Large Boat for sale

12 Feb 2010 - every girl that dreams of dating a bearded uptown hipster with a bike

26 Jan 2010 - Plate of Melt in Your Mouth Peanut Butter Cookies with Furniture !!!

26 Oct 2009 - Sex duel with the neighbors

28 Sep 2009 - I Will Help You Teach Your Cat to Walk On a Leash

21 Sep 2009 - Let's do a lot of sitting around together

30 Aug 2009 - I still miss her.

24 Aug 2009 - Pimp Mac Daddy'n

28 Jul 2009 - Me: wanting to buy cheap sod You: selling sod but not answering emails - w4m

07 Jun 2009 - GOLF CLUBS FOR SALE -- the perfect gift for someone you hate.

11 May 2009 - Vespa keys for Grainbelt

28 Mar 2009 - Stupid girls in the sex shop. - m4w

28 Jan 2009 - Plumb for Exposure and a Free Meal!

13 Jan 2009 - Screw shoveling and you can all kiss my butt, too.

01 Nov 2008 - BARTER: looking for macbook

08 Oct 2008 - Dota Girl wanted

26 Aug 2008 - Very exciting gravel giveaway - about 1/2 yard

26 Jun 2008 - To the Minotaur that lives above me.

01 Jun 2008 - Free Tractor Tire! Yeah, a TRACTOR TIRE!

13 May 2008 - Update to Free Sod

28 Feb 2008 - Planned parenthood - m4w

27 Feb 2008 - BOX OF 60+ DOLL HEADS!!!!!

10 Nov 2007 - To the Woman who maced me - m4w

27 Sep 2007 - Considering a pet from rescue? Note to adopters

03 Sep 2007 - RARE Left-hand strung piano

14 Apr 2007 - i love cat puke

13 Apr 2007 - Operation Heavenly Hogpile - m4w

30 Mar 2007 - My cat is a free loader

20 Feb 2007 - An Open Letter to the Guy riding a High-Bike

15 Jan 2007 - Rant: To the morons I encounter everyday

09 Nov 2006 - Please Hear My Prayer

25 Aug 2006 - My Butt Hurts

14 Jul 2006 - The HORROR

26 May 2006 - To My Fellow Passengers

23 May 2006 - I horked on your tits. - m4w

10 Apr 2006 - Rant: Boob Sweat

14 Mar 2006 - Cancer

13 Mar 2006 - ashlee, the medical assistant who took my stool samples - m4w

02 Nov 2005 - Increasingly attractive woman - m4w

23 Oct 2005 - Are these yours?

17 Oct 2005 - Strange man, please don't have sex in my basement again.

24 Aug 2005 - To the Large Spider

18 Aug 2005 - Dear Visiting Attorney

24 Jul 2005 - OMG Pro-lifers need to shut the fuck up

28 Jun 2005 - money talks

27 Jun 2005 - Haunted toaster

15 Jun 2005 - Fast-food workers: The undead

04 Jun 2005 - A girls random dating thoughts....

20 Mar 2005 - breakdancing

17 Oct 2004 - 1973 Average Johnson